NAKED and BROKE

My fashion statement/slogan of the moment. This is what I should rename the blog

The Evil Empire is trying to work my ass to the bone; I refuse to be treated in such an impertinent manner. Especially since I am as broke as the liberty bell, Thank god I know where the free party is tonight until tomorrow and I also have a flask full of Fernet. I need to pull an Anna Nicole (may she RIP) and find an octogenarian male to marry me. If anyone knows of any other free events for your brokenness to attend let me know.

TONIGHT 2.9.07

The only party that matters to my penniless, and cute chocolate ass is the following. Maybe I shouldn't just in case I get arrested and need bail money.

Dancing is Illegal 24-Hour Dance Party

Madison Square Park, 23rd Street and Broadway, Noon-Noon,212-613-8047
New York's cabaret laws basically suck for everyone under 50. make dancing in an unlicensed space a crime. In support of an appeal to banish these laws, Metropolis in Motion hosts an organized 24-hour dance marathon from Noon today until Noon tomorrow. Layer up and head out to Madison Square Park to support the dancing teams, then celebrate Noon tomorrow with a dance party for all!

By the way if anyone is feeling sorry for me and my ranting about my recent poverty stricken condition. You can make me feel better by taking me to see the below.

Slick Rick The Ruler!

Knitting Factory Main Space 74 Leonard St 212-219-3132 $18,9pm.
Ok, i'm showing my age but the opportunity to hear Slick Rick The Ruler spit the original La Di Da Di for less than 20 bucks that I don't have. is a good idea even for my dollarless ass. wait I have 10 euros and 5 pounds that I didn't cash in since my last romp in London and Amsterdam.